Thursday, January 12, 2017

Please do not feed the birds

Especially the ones with human heads.

Sunday, January 08, 2017

See you at the bitter end.

"There's lemons on sale again."


#mondegreen #lifeonmars #ripdavidbowie
Today would have been David Bowie's 70th birthday :(

There is some debate as the whether the real song lyric is Lennon or Lenin. Liner sheets say Lennon.

Thursday, January 05, 2017

Weird window prop

At Michael's camera shop in Melbourne CBD. Not sure how this prop is relevant to any of this and it's just a weird/creepy prop in of itself.

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Stencil art cat.

Stencil art cat, off Flinders Lane, Melbourne CBD.

Crystal ball dog

Victoria Street, Fitzroy.


Monday, December 12, 2016

We are here.

In a residential bluestone lane in Footscray.

Friday, October 21, 2016

How to cut up a pumpkin

Back in June in a cycling accident, a car cut me off and my arm was broken, in a sling. I got my brother to help with things around the house including cutting up a whole pumpkin.

Whole pumpkins are an easy way to avoid plastic while still enjoying pumpkin. They have a good shelf life uncut if stored in a cool, dark place. After cutting the pieces will keep for days in a container the fridge, or you can roast then freeze it. I do a bit of both.

My brother improvised the following technique using my paring knife which is usually a big no-no with pumpkins. I was a little worried he'd snap it! I was so impressed with the process, I have documented myself doing it - with a 16cm chef's knife - so you can. Essentially you carve out just the stalk and cut it up into segments and clean up as usual. The key is how you deal with the stalk as it's the hardest part to cut through. With this you don't cut the stalk at all.

Use the tip of the knife to make a series of cuts about an inch deep, close around the stem angled towards the centre. The number of incisions determines the shape created and is dependent on the diameter of the stem.  In this case, for a Kent aka Japanese pumpkin, it's in the shape of a hexagon. Lift the stalk out and you have a pumpkin diamond! Once the stem is gone it's like cutting a big round carrot. Cut along each groove into wedges then do whatever it is you do with pumpkin.

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I use a peeler rather than a knife to peel, as there is less flesh wasted, it's quicker and safer. Hold pumpkin wedge in one hand and start peeling from the corner, then flip it around to do the other end. An inline peeler as seen here or a Y shaped peeler are equally good; it just depends on what is comfortable for you.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Vegetarian Baked Potato

1 washed potato, jacket on
1 avocado
1 clove of garlic, in skin
3 tablespoons Greek yoghurt
A handful of greens to wilt eg baby spinach, chickweed etc.
A twist of lime juice
A small nob of butter (optional)
Freshly ground salt and pepper



Preheat oven to 200C
Skewer potato 
Put potato and clove of garlic in oven proof vessel and bake. 
Remove garlic after 15 minutes. Squeeze out from skin.
Bake potato for an hour or until cooked.
While potato is baking combine lime juice, roasted garlic flesh, and yoghurt in small bowl.
Wilt greens in microwave, or in a pan with a lid or by washing over with boiled water.
Put potato on plate, and cut in half then - depending in size and shape -quarters or sixths.
Place small dabs of butter in cut potato.
Distribute greens over potato, then slices of avocado.
Dollop yoghurt mixture on top.
Season to taste.